Look man… just because I listen to reggae all day doesn’t mean I’m a giant stoner // But it is a funny coincidence
Baby you must be a modulus sign // ‘cos whenever you wrap your arms round me I always feel positive!
Do you wanna watch Star Wars? // No I don’t want to eat
Top text: Smoke while grumpy. Bottom text: Complain about Klingon phonetics.
(Source: pogonabarbata, via tinyhomosexual)
dude where are my glasses? // oh nevermind i am wearing them
Study for test // Got high
trying to write essay // one hand more stoned tahn toher
DUDE WHAT IF LIKE // WE ARE A BOOK AND SOMEONE IS READING US
i believe we only die bcoz we accept it as inevitable // wait what was i saying again..wheres my lunch??